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The Surlys

by The Surlys

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    The Surlys first album on CD, recorded and mixed by Gian Ortiz, mastered by Michael Konopka. Front cover art concept by Beky with photos by Larry Stern; CD front & back cover and disc art/design/layout by Jerry Morgan.

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1.
Queen 03:45
She’s the queen in her fantasy dream She keeps the only key There nobody is what they seem There nobody can hear you scream Once you’re in you’re there to stay Where she always gets her way If she doesn’t get what she wants There is gonna be hell to pay You better watch what you say Don’t speak, you’re better off dead It’s her game and the game is rigged Don’t play along and it’s off with your head She’ll never let you get away Don’t fall down the rabbit hole Don’t drink the koolade Nobody ever gets away She’s the queen in her fantasy dream She's the keeper of the only key There nobody is what they seem There nobody can hear you scream Once you’re in you’re there to stay Where she always gets her way If she doesn’t get what she wants There is gonna be hell to pay You better watch what you say Don’t speak, you’re better off dead It’s her game and the game is rigged Don’t play along and it’s off with your head She’ll never let you get away Don’t fall down the rabbit hole Don’t drink the koolade Nobody ever gets away Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! .....
2.
Degenerate 04:01
Degenerate I’m not a degenerate (x3) No When I’m feeling bad I want to dress in black Sneak around like a ninja Maybe chuck a brick through a window When I’m feeling down I like to drive around town Block everything out With the radio loud With the radio loud But I’m no degenerate I’m not greedy - I’m not a user I’m no degenerate Not a cheater - not a killer I’m no degenerate Not stealing, wheeling and dealing I’m no degenerate and I don’t need your stamp on my head So don’t put the judge on me If I don’t smile pretty I’m just trying to survive Find a reason to stay alive If I disturb your peace Just let me pass on by Don’t call the police They just might shoot me down Just for playing my radio loud But I’m no degenerate I’m not greedy - I’m not a user I’m no degenerate Not a cheater - not a killer I’m no degenerate Not stealing, wheeling and dealing Not trying to fight, I’m just blocking you out With the radio loud [BRIDGE] [CHORUS] I’m not trying to fight, I’m just blocking you out with the radio loud I got my radio loud I got the KOOP and the Radio 101 I got the KVRX playing that sick metal I got the KAOS
3.
Everybody’s asking me What does it take to be happy? I’m no one to say What does that mean anyway? You wanna do right, you wanna be true You wanna stick with it and see it through But it’s not really you If you’re asking me what to do Don’t care if you don’t care Hit the road if you don’t wanna be there Take it off if you don’t wanna wear it Put the plug in your ear if you don’t wanna hear it It’s okay don’t care Hit the road if you don’t wanna be there Don’t hang around where they make you feel dumb Step to the street and stick out your thumb I don’t know about anybody else I’m speaking for myself and I got Ants in my pants and I need to dance I’m looking for a new romance Stepping out of my circumstance I’m looking for a new romance I need to dance I’m looking for a new romance Stepping out of my circumstance Looking for a new romance So you really wanna make it Okay, but you might have to fake it Then when everybody gets on it You might find it’s not what you wanted Sometimes you just can’t win I got no secret medicine I do relate to the rut you’re in But I can’t sit and listen cuz I got Ants in my pants and I need to dance I’m lookin for a new romance Steppin’ out of my circumstance Lookin for a new romance I need to dance I'm looking for a new romance Stepping out of my circumstance Looking for a new romance I don’t know about anybody else, am I talking to myself? Do you got Ants in your pants do ya need to dance? Are you looking for a new romance? Step on out of your circumstance Let’s go looking for a new romance Do you need to dance? Are you looking for a new romance Step on out of your circumstance Let's go looking for a new romance a new romance - new romance
4.
Why can’t you be like the girl next door? Mom’s giving me the evil eye I was her worst mistake I wasn’t meant to be, I’m just a pill she forgot to take When I come home in the same clothes I wore the day before Raid the fridge, put up my feet throw my shit on the floor I sit and wait for the evil eye and the Snoot up in the air and something that’s hung on the tip of her tongue Too bad I don’t care Mommy hates me! Mommy hates me! She can’t stand me anymore She’s disgusted! We've discussed it She’s gonna trade me for the girl next door Why can’t you be like the girl next door? Mom’s giving me the evil eye I was her worst mistake I’m not the dolly she always wanted to go with the Easy-Bake She hates the way I look – and the way I see right through When she chats on the telephone Pretending everything is cool Why do you have to dress like trash and run around with that jerk She’s gonna take away all my stuff And make me go to church Mommy hates me! Mommy hates me! I was her worst mistake Mommy hates me! Mommy hates me! I’m just a pill she forgot to take Why can’t you be like the girl next door?
5.
Bye bye idiot I hope you get those new shoes real soon Bye bye idiot I hope you get some new tires on your shitty car Bye bye idiot I hope you get those shiny rims that spin around Until then, I'm checking out, and I'll see ya 'round You had everything but you couldn’t be happy with that so you cut it all down to nothing now that’s what you get You need things, you need stuff to make it happen but it’s never enough Bye bye idiot Drive me around in circles Chasing your tail, still looking for the one There’s no genie in that bottle Bye bye idiot I hope you get those new shoes real soon Bye bye idiot I hope you get some new tires on your shitty car Bye bye idiot I hope you get those shiny rims that spin around Until then, I'm checking out
6.
Unsatisfied 03:03
Unsatisfied Unsatisfied I don't know what I'm feeling Can't explain just what I want But there's something I'm needing And it's more than what I've got I got a need for action This one-two punch is ready to roll So gimme some satisfaction Rev your engine, come on let’s go It's not a crime to be unsatisfied Bored and restless, bound and tied Doing time, going out of my mind Going under, I'm nothing but unsatisfied Unsatisfied Unsatisfied Don’t wanna take what I’m given I’ll rip it off and call it mine There’s more to life than just living So shake it up for me one more time It's not a crime to be / unsatisfied Bored and restless / bound and tied Doing time, going out of my mind Going under, I'm nothing but unsatisfied Unsatisfied Unsatisfied
7.
Friday night on the east side The Swan was rockin, I had a good time They said don’t go to that part of town But the Chumps threw down and everything was fine Then came a noise from the Flash Boys and my girls went kinda wild Took a swing at the fatty from San Antone Fat Dallas screamed you better leave her alone A Lone Star hit me upside the head I spun around, and somebody said 12th and Chicon! 12th and Chicon! Go mama go daddy do your thing 12th and Chicon! 12th and Chicon! East side people just do your thing Crazy lady in the middle of the road Spitting on cars if you don’t pay the toll Hobo Joe with a wheelie-cart load It’s all down hill so he’s on a roll Big Daddy Long Legs shuckin’ jive I’ll be lucky if I get home alive 12th and Chicon! 12th and Chicon! Go mama go daddy do your thing 12th and Chicon! 12th and Chicon! East side people just do your thing Big Mama’s at the bus stop Twisting a tube top Big Daddy’s in the alley Counting up the tally Go mama go daddy do your thing East side people just do your thing I don’t come over here to drop a dime I just come over to have a good time 12th and Chicon Trying to find my way home - from 12th and Chicon Always gotta push my luck Once again I'm on my own - down 12th and Chicon 12th and Chicon Trying to find my way home - from 12th and Chicon Always gotta push my luck Once again I'm on my own 12th and Chicon, 12th and Chicon 12th and Chicon, 12th and Chicon
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9.
Handbasket 02:36
Everybody get in the hand-basket We’re all going to hell Come on everybody get in the hand-basket We’re all going to hell The country’s turning into Sodom and Gomorrah The tap water’s flowing with AIDS and gonorrhea Just like France, we’re gonna be a Land of Homos You have to ask, where did my country go? and who’s to blame? It’s the immigrants! It’s the Mexicans! It’s the faggots! And the Lesbians! It’s the Liberals! And Libertarians! The intellectuals! The librarians! So what do we do? Well here’s the plan Stock up on guns and buy farm land Run to the people who think like you and we’ll see you in hell Everybody get in the hand-basket We’re all going to hell Come on everybody get in the hand-basket We’re all going to hell With the trannies! And the indigents! And the atheists! and the Indians! And the anarchists! and the Aquarians! and the pot heads! and vegetarians! Everybody get in the hand-basket We’re all going to hell Come on everybody get in the hand-basket We’re all going to hell Hello! You’ve been selected from our sweepstakes For a free luxury vacation for two On our new Recreational Abortions cruise Sponsored by Liberal Media Conspiracies Taxes will apply

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The Surlys first album is a raw 8-track recording on 1/2-inch tape, with minimal tracks added/overdubbed. Recorded and mixed by Gian Ortiz at Cocoliso Studio, Austin TX. Mastered by Michael Konopka. Jan. 2015 release.

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released February 1, 2015

Beky Hayes - bass, lead vocals.
RC Hernandez - guitars, backing vocals.
Kevin White - drums, special surprise vocals.
Percussions and other bling by the Surlys and Chris & Gian Ortiz.
Recorded by Gian Ortiz at Cocoliso studio, Austin TX, with assistance from Chris and James Ortiz.
Mastered by Michael Konopka, Jan. 2015

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The Surlys Austin, Texas

Early punk influenced rock trio. Debut album released January 2015. Original songs included on the compilation albums The Louder They Scream and Local ATX 2.
Covered "Babysit" for the Dicks From Texas compilation.

The Surlys play at Austin clubs such as the Lost Well, Hole in the Wall, Spider House, White Swan, Sweetwater, Longbranch and Scoot Inn.
They can be heard on 91.7 FM KOOP radio.
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